Biker Pirates of Lord Krutor: Human woman named Le
Biker Pirates of Lord Krutor: Human woman named Leonia Tavira. Humanoid cactus-like creature named Cactusina, Human woman and vain head of ComaCo named Mya De Zya, Vampire-Troll named Count Yorak, Humanoid slug alien named Doppy Doppweiler, Mutant snakehead fish with robotic legs named Xever, Anthromorphic bunny named Pen Fang. Young man who is actually a Ol named Dain discussing what should be their next move after they lost to Margita Stefanović Magi and David Robert Jones Bowie who took their motor bikes and rode off to continue their date. Story begins with Leonia Tavira and Cactusina slowly regaining conscious and awakening up after their fight against Lief – King of Deltora who helped Margita and David fight them off, but then ask themselves what are they doing lying on a ground, and are shocked to see Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang sobbing silently in humiliation who tell them what happened to their gang while Dain sits behind isolated. Dain then sighs and sobs to himself about how he will never live down his embarassment against Lief who saw through his lies and how two lovebirds beat him up, and that he can’t look into his comrades after that incident anymore, later he tells himself to calm down and meditate what should be next move of Biker Pirates. Leonia and Cactusina ask if Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang are trying to say they were beaten up by a young man masqueradding as king and two lovebirds who then stole their motor bikes to ride on their date, and then Leonia and Cactusina say how that is the most disgraceful thing they ever heard in their lives while also asking how can they not be ashamed for letting that happen. Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang then start bickering with Leonia and Cactusina about humiliation they got from David, Margita and Lief, but later they calm down when they peacefully agree to forget about humiliation they received for at least no one saw them in public to their relief, but then one of them tells them something’s coming, which appears to be a monster truck driven by Trunks, son of Vegeta from Z fighters for which bikers smile about how lucky they are as they get ready to snatch Trunks’s monster truck for their ride and Biker Pirates block way ahead of Trunks, confident that it will be easy. Trunks is puzzled as he asks himself who the hell are schmucks blocking his way as if he never saw them before. Biker Pirates order Trunks to get out to which he gets offended slightly when he asks are they adressing him. Biker Pirates then order Trunks that if he values his life to get out of his monster truck, Trunks speaks to himself that if Biker Pirates want a fight against him, that he will insist on giving them one. Trunks then returns to listening Biker Pirates ordering him to get out of his monster truck, to which Trunks smirks unworried how he will obey them. Scene then shifts to beaten up Leonia Tavira, Cactusina, Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang lined up in a horizontal line while kneeling and raising their hands in the air while having nervous facial expressions after Trunks easily overpowered them and defeated them due to him being Earthling/Saiyan hybrid in their fight against them, while Dain still meditates. Trunks asks Biker Pirates if there is any fastest route for him to take in order to reach place where another martial arts tournament will be held. Dain attempts to trick Trunks by resorting to dirty tricks as he always does to manipulate Trunks by monologuing there’s a calm before the storm, but Trunks just whacks Dain, knocking him and other Biker Pirates besides him, while telling them he is not in mood neither to prank around nor to kill and asks Biker Pirates agains for any fastest route for him to take in order to reach place where another martial arts tournament will be held. Dain starts sniveling by asking Trunks is violence really necessary, but Trunks starts to lose patience until Dain comes with truthful answer for Trunks about any fastest route for Trunks to take in order to reach place where another martial arts tournament will be held. Trunks then thanks Biker Pirates for directions and tells them to consider themselves lucky he doesn’t want to have unnecessary fights before tournament as he gets ready to return to his monster truck to continue driving. Dain then nervously tells Leonia Tavira, Cactusina, Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang to get up and show some respect to Trunks by bowing down in respect as he leaves. Once Trunks leaves, Biker Pirates then raise up, except Dain who is still bowing down. Relieved, Leonia Tavira, Cactusina, Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang then tell Dain that he can freely get up and that doesn’t have to bow down anymore since Trunks has left them. Dain then raises up, casually telling Biker Pirates he is ok, and that he did needed some stretching a bit. Story ends with Leonia Tavira, Cactusina, Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, Pen Fang and Dain going to camp at night while they did got embarassed, it’s not the first time and that there is always tomorrow which will certainly be better than today, although they do consider should be their next move and raid without any potential future embarassments.
The desert wind whipped around Leonia Tavira, stirring the sand and sending shivers down her spine. She blinked, the world coming into focus. A dull ache pulsed in her head. Cactusina, her prickly companion, groaned beside her, “Where in the…?”
They were sprawled on the sand, the sky a vast canvas of bruised purple and fiery orange. Tears streamed down Mya De Zya’s face, her perfectly manicured nails digging into her flawless skin. Count Yorak, his vampire-troll features contorted in grief, sobbed silently, while Doppy Doppweiler, the humanoid slug alien, slumped against Xever, the mutant snakehead fish with robotic legs. Pen Fang, the anthromorphic bunny, sat hunched, his ears drooping. Even Dain, the young man who was actually an Ol, sat shrouded in an unsettling silence, his head bowed, a deep, almost unbearable sorrow emanating from him.
“What…what happened?” Leonia gasped, trying to sit up.
Mya pointed a trembling finger towards the horizon, where the setting sun painted the desert in shades of despair. “They…they took our bikes. Margita and David…they just…they rode away.”
The words hung heavy in the air. It was the most humiliating defeat they’d ever faced – to lose their bikes, their pride, their very identity, to a pair of lovebirds on a date.
Leonia and Cactusina exchanged a horrified glance. “You’re telling me… we were beaten by a young man masquerading as a king and two lovebirds, who then rode off on our bikes to continue their date?” Leonia’s voice cracked with disbelief. “How is that even possible? How could we have been so…so…”
“Embarrassed?” Cactusina finished, her voice laced with shame.
“Ashamed!” Leonia spat. “They stole our bikes! We, the Biker Pirates, the infamous, fearless, invincible Biker Pirates, were…defeated?”
A chorus of indignant murmurs erupted.
“It wasn’t just them,” Yorak rasped, his voice choked with anger. “That…that Lief…that king…he was a monster!”
“He saw through my lies,” Dain whispered, his voice barely audible. “He knew…he knew I was an Ol…he called me out…and the lovebirds…they beat me up.”
His voice was thick with shame. He couldn’t look at any of them. He wasn’t even sure he could face himself. He’d always been the manipulator, the schemer, the one who played on people’s weaknesses. But Lief…Lief had seen through it all.
The others began to bicker, their humiliation bubbling over. But as the fiery sun dipped below the horizon, they all fell silent. A moment of shared understanding passed between them.
“Well, at least no one saw us,” Doppy said, his voice barely a whisper.
“They’ll think we’re just out on a long ride,” Xever added.
The silence returned, heavy with the weight of their defeat.
“Something’s coming,” Pen Fang suddenly chirped, his ears perked up.
A rumbling sound echoed in the distance.
Leonia, Cactusina, Mya, Yorak, Doppy, Xever, and Pen Fang looked up, their faces illuminated by the dying light.
A monster truck, its massive tires churning the sand, was barreling towards them.
They couldn’t believe their luck.
“It’s a free ride!” Mya shouted, her face suddenly lit with excitement. “We’ll take that monster truck! We’ll make the most humiliating defeat the most glorious victory!”
They quickly sprang into action, blocking the monster truck’s path. The Biker Pirates, their faces determined, stood ready to claim their prize.
“Who the hell are you schmucks?” a voice boomed from within the truck.
The driver, a young man with spiky black hair and a defiant glint in his eyes, emerged from the truck.
“You’re addressing a Biker Pirate,” Leonia snarled, her eyes flashing with anger. “Get out of your truck.”
“Get out?” The young man laughed, a sound that reverberated through the desert. “You want me to get out of my truck? You think you can make me do that?”
“It’s not a request,” Cactusina warned. “It’s an order. Value your life, and get out.”
“I value my life,” the young man replied coolly, a smirk spreading across his face. “And if you want a fight, you’re going to get one.”
The air crackled with tension as the young man stepped closer, his gaze cold and unyielding.
“You’ll get out of your truck!” Leonia demanded.
The young man simply shrugged and nodded.
The Biker Pirates, except for Dain, who was still lost in his own world, stood with their hands raised in the air, their bodies trembling. They had never seen such power before.
“So, you know, any fastest route for me to take to get to the martial arts tournament?” the young man asked, oblivious to their fear.
Dain, who was trying to hide his terror, cleared his throat and began his usual manipulation. “It’s all about timing, you see. The calm before the storm…the quiet moments…”
The young man, without looking at him, simply whacked Dain, sending him and the rest of the Biker Pirates sprawling onto the sand.
“Listen, I’m not in the mood for games,” the young man said, his voice growing sharp. “And I’m not in the mood to kill. So, any fastest route?”
Dain whimpered, his voice trembling. “Violence is never the answer. Peace…harmony…”
The young man’s patience was waning.
“Just tell me the quickest way to get to the tournament,” he said, his voice cold and sharp. “No more games.”
Dain, seeing the fire in the young man’s eyes, swallowed his pride. “The fastest way…” he began, his voice a croaking whisper. He then pointed to the north, his voice suddenly gaining strength.
“Thank you,” the young man said, a hint of a smile on his face. “Consider yourselves lucky I don’t want to have unnecessary fights before the tournament.” He turned back to his monster truck, his back to the Biker Pirates.
Dain, his heart pounding in his chest, quickly whispered to the others. “Get up! Show him some respect! Bow down!”
The Biker Pirates, still shaken, scrambled to their feet, their bodies stiff and their faces pale. They bowed, their heads lowered, a mixture of shame and relief washing over them.
The monster truck roared back to life, and the young man roared off into the night, leaving the Biker Pirates standing in the sand, their bodies trembling.
“You can get up now,” Dain said, his voice still shaky. “He’s gone.”
They slowly straightened, their faces still flushed. “Thank goodness,” Mya breathed.
“I needed that stretch,” Dain said, stretching his limbs, trying to appear casual.
They gathered around a flickering fire, their faces illuminated by the dancing flames. They were defeated, humiliated, and exhausted. But despite it all, they couldn’t help but feel a surge of optimism.
“It’s not the first time we’ve been defeated,” Leonia said, her voice resolute. “And it won’t be the last. But there’s always tomorrow. And tomorrow will be better.”
They looked at each other, their faces reflecting the firelight, a strange mix of determination and doubt.
“Tomorrow,” Mya said, her voice a whisper. “What should we do tomorrow?”
They gazed out at the vast, star-studded sky, the desert stretching out before them, a canvas of possibilities.
They were the Biker Pirates, and they would rise again. But how? And where? And what would their next raid be?
