Black BattleBot with logo “PlayStation 3”, vs An
Black BattleBot with logo “PlayStation 3”, vs Annoying Orange
BattleBot: The PlayStation 3 vs. The Annoying Orange
INT. ARENA – NIGHT
A brightly lit arena. The air crackles with electricity. A roaring crowd cheers, their faces obscured by the blinding lights.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Welcome back, fight fans! Tonight, we’ve got a clash for the ages! In the blue corner, weighing in at 250 pounds, the mechanical marvel, the PlayStation 3 BattleBot!
A hulking, black robot with a menacing design emerges from the shadows. On its chest, the iconic PlayStation 3 logo shines bright.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
And in the orange corner, the most annoying fruit in the universe, the one, the only, Annoying Orange!
The lights illuminate a bizarre contraption. A giant, segmented orange, complete with eyes and a toothy grin, on wheels. It’s wearing a tiny boxing glove on one side.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Let’s see what these two titans have in store for us!
FIGHT!
The PlayStation 3 BattleBot roars to life, charging forward with its spinning blades. The Annoying Orange skitters back, dodging with surprising agility.
ANNOYING ORANGE
Hey, hey, hey! You gonna fight me or just stand there looking all cool and stuff?
The BattleBot’s blades whirr menacingly, almost reaching the Orange.
ANNOYING ORANGE (CONT’D)
Ooh, scary! Is that supposed to be a PlayStation 3 or a giant paperweight?
The crowd groans at the Orange’s jab.
The BattleBot fires a barrage of projectiles, launching the Orange into the arena walls.
ANNOYING ORANGE
Hey! That’s not fair! I’m a fruit, not a pinata!
The Orange spins, its wheels leaving trails of orange juice on the arena floor.
ANNOYING ORANGE (CONT’D)
You know, I could be a real gamer, too! I could even play… drumroll… Orange Odyssey!
The Orange pauses, momentarily stunned. Then, with a burst of speed, it rams the BattleBot’s legs, sending the robot tumbling.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Wow! The Orange just scored a big hit! But can it capitalize on this opportunity?
The Orange bounces back and forth, taunting the BattleBot.
ANNOYING ORANGE
Ha! I win! I win! You’re just a big, clunky… PlayStation 3!
The BattleBot slowly rises, its blades spinning faster.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
The PlayStation 3 is not down for the count!
The BattleBot charges, its blades slicing through the air. The Orange dodges, barely escaping the razor-sharp blades.
ANNOYING ORANGE
Whoa! Too close! I’m gonna…
The BattleBot slams into the Orange, throwing it into the air.
ANNOYING ORANGE (CONT’D)
…gonna… splat!
The Orange crashes onto the arena floor, its form distorted.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Is that the end for the Annoying Orange?
The BattleBot stands over the Orange, its blades still spinning.
ANNOYING ORANGE (Muffled)
Hey! I’m not done yet!
A small, orange-colored object rolls away from the crumpled Orange. It’s a seed.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Looks like the Annoying Orange has one last trick up its sleeve!
The seed sprouts, growing into a new, miniature Orange. It stands tall, its tiny boxing glove raised.
ANNOYING ORANGE
You think you can defeat me? I’m the Annoying Orange! I’m…
Before it can finish, the BattleBot fires a beam of light, engulfing the little Orange in a blinding flash.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
And that’s the end of the match! The PlayStation 3 BattleBot wins by… well, that was strange.
The arena lights dim. The crowd erupts in cheers, a mix of confusion and amusement. The BattleBot stands triumphant, its PlayStation 3 logo glowing brightly.
FADE OUT.
