Blitzo (male) (imp) Jesse (male) (human) Moxxi
Blitzo (male) (imp)
Jesse (male) (human)
Moxxie (male) (imp)
Millie (female) (imp)
Loona (female) (hellhound)
Stolas (male) (goetia)
Octavia (female) (goetia)
Stella (female) (goetia)
Striker (male) (imp demon hybrid)
Asmodeus (male) (demon)
Fizzaroli (male) (imp)
Verosika mayday (female) (succubi)
Vortex (male) (hellhound)
Andrealphus (male) (goeita)
Sally mally (female) (imp)
Barbie wire (female) (imp)
Charlie Morningstar (female) (hellborn)
Lucifer Morningstar (male) (hellborn)
Lilith (female) (hellborn)
Vaggie (female) (sinner)
Alastor (male) (sinner)
Angel Dust (male) (sinner)
Husk (male) (sinner)
Cherri Bomb (female) (sinner)
Sir Pentious (male) (sinner)
Niffty (female) (sinner)
Mimzy (female) (sinner)
Katie Killjoy (female) (sinner)
Tom Trench (male) (sinner)
Travis (male) (sinner)
Baxter (male) (sinner)
Vox (male) (sinner)
Velvette (female) (sinner)
Valentino (male) (sinner)
Rosie (female) (sinner)
Carmillia (female) (sinner)
Anne boonchuy (female) (human)
Marcy wu (female (human)
Sasha waybright (female) (human)
sprig (male) (frog)
Polly (female) (frog)
hop hop (male) (frog)
sonic (male) (hedgehog)
tails (male) (fox)
Amy (female) (pink hedgehog)
Knuckles (male) (echida)
Silver (male) (silver hedgehog)
Shadow (male) (black hedgehog)
Spongebob (male) (sponge)
Patrick (male) (starfish)
leonardo (male) (turtle)
michelangelo (male) (turtle)
donetello (male) (turtle)
raphael (male) (turtle)
mario (male) (human)
Luigi (male) (human)
Jesse starts a discord call then they play a video game called halo 4
The discord call crackled to life, a cacophony of voices erupting from speakers scattered across Hell and Earth. Jesse, a human with an unnaturally calm demeanor, clicked the “Start Game” button on Halo 4, his face illuminated by the monitor’s glow.
“Alright, team, let’s get this show on the road!” he announced, his voice barely audible over the cacophony.
Blitzo, ever the impatient imp, was the first to respond, his voice booming through the speakers. “Get on with it, Jesse! I’ve got a date with Verosika tonight, and I ain’t gonna miss it for some video game!”
“Oh, Blitzo, you’re such a romantic,” Millie chimed in, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “Maybe you can impress her with your Halo skills.”
“I’ll impress her with my… charisma,” Blitzo retorted, the hint of a blush creeping onto his face.
The cacophony continued. Moxxie, ever the sensible one, tried to organize the team. Loona, as usual, was uninterested, preferring to lurk in the shadows of her computer screen.
“Hey, Loona, you need to pick a side!” Jesse called out, “We’re outnumbered without you.”
“Fine, fine,” Loona grumbled. “Just don’t blame me if you suck.”
The chaotic symphony of personalities continued, with Stolas offering his expert strategy, Octavia making snide comments about her father’s tactics, Stella whining about being forced to participate, and Striker muttering insults under his breath.
Asmodeus, ever the flamboyant demon, added his two cents, declaring, “I’m going to be the most fabulous Spartan on this battlefield!”
Fizzaroli, the nervous imp, nervously stammered, “I hope I’m not holding you all back…”
Meanwhile, Verosika, tuning in from her opulent penthouse, smirked. “Just try to stay alive, Blitzo,” she purred, a playful glint in her eye. “I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to explain your death to your boss.”
The game commenced, a digital battlefield erupting with gunfire and explosions. Blitzo, predictably, was the first to die, followed by Striker and Asmodeus.
Millie, with her characteristic precision, dominated the game, her voice calm and collected as she guided the team. Moxxie, despite his initial anxiety, proved to be a surprisingly effective teammate, his careful strategy keeping the team alive.
Meanwhile, Loona, her usual disinterest replaced by a strange focus, became a force to be reckoned with. Her hellhound instincts, honed by countless battles in Hell, turned her into a formidable warrior.
As the game progressed, alliances were formed and broken, friendships tested, and egos inflated. The discord call, once a cacophony, transformed into a symphony of laughter, frustration, and camaraderie.
In the end, the human, Jesse, pulled off an impressive victory, with the help of Loona’s unexpected skills, Millie’s strategic brilliance, and Moxxie’s unwavering support.
“I told you, I’m the best,” Jesse declared triumphantly, a broad grin splitting his face.
“Alright, alright, you win,” Blitzo admitted, a hint of good-natured defeat in his voice. “But I still got that date with Verosika!”
The call ended, the digital battlefield fading away. The discord server fell silent, leaving each of its inhabitants to their own unique corner of Hell and Earth. But the shared experience, the laughter, the camaraderie, lingered, a testament to the power of a shared gaming experience, even in the most unlikely of circumstances.
