Charlie & The Chocolate Factory’s Lazer Assemble
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory’s Lazer Assemble (SCRIPT)
PLOT: The year was 1971, at that time, there was a gigantic chocolate factory run by the brilliant and reclusive Willy Wonka, no one was ever allowed inside to see how his candy was made, but that all changed one fateful day when Willy Wonka announced that inside the Wonka bars were lazer guns, and 5 lucky kids nearly got killed but all survived by lazer guns, some ran outside and some battled them for safety, after that incident with the lazers, Willy Wonka invited all 5 ticketholders into the chocolate factory and gave them a tour of the wondrous treats inside: “three-course meal chewing bubble gum machine”, “trained squirrels” “fizzy lifting drinks”, “WonkaVision” and Oompa Loompas, everything was alright until Greedy Gluttonous Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up a tube. Then the other 4 kids called the police using dial “911” and the police busted in, lazer guns blazing out of their guns, but Willy Wonka didn’t go down without a fight though, Willy Wonka used a lazer gun too, Willy Wonka vs The Police, after that, nobody sued anybody, and Wonka continued the tour, after Augustus Gloop got sucked up a tube, the tour continued until the police busted in using another door with lazer guns, chasing Willy Wonka, through the entire factory, Wonka looks around and pulls a lever in which the police drown in chocolate, an Oompa Loompa throws some 3-course dinner chewing gum down a police officer’s throat in which the police officer became a blueberry, then the squirrels attack and throw another police officer down the garbage chute, just when the police thought that they had Wonka cornered, Wonka escaped over their heads in a tiny million pieces via WonkaVision. As for Charlie, he flies off in a glass elevator at the hand in which he battles one of the lazers, and after Charlie defeated it, he thought that today had crazy stuff!
Characters:
Charlie Bucket (main character persona)
Violet Beaurgade (neutral persona)
Mike Teavee (adventurous persona)
Veruca Salt (spoiled persona)
Augustus Gloop (greedy persona)
Willy Wonka (co-main character)
Grandpa Joe (Charlie’s grandad)
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory: Lazer Assemble! (Script)
INT. BUCKET HOUSE – DAY
A simple, cramped house. CHARLIE BUCKET (10), a boy with kind eyes and a hopeful smile, sits at a table, excitedly unwrapping a Wonka Bar.
CHARLIE
(Whispering)
It could be the golden ticket!
He breaks the chocolate, revealing not a golden ticket, but a sleek, silver LAZER GUN! He gasps, dropping the bar.
GRANDPA JOE
(Hurriedly)
What is it, Charlie?
CHARLIE
It… it’s a lazer gun!
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
A montage of chaos ensues. The five lucky children, CHARLIE, VERUCA SALT (spoiled and demanding), AUGUSTUS GLOOP (obese and gluttonous), MIKE TEAVEE (obsessed with technology), and VIOLET BEAUREGARD (chewing gum addict), are all in the factory, panicking as LAZERS shoot around them.
VERUCA
(Screaming)
I want to go home!
MIKE
(Excited)
This is amazing! I’m gonna film it for my YouTube channel!
Augustus, caught in the crossfire, ducks behind a giant chocolate bar. Violet, chewing gum furiously, accidentally shoots a lazer beam at a giant chocolate waterfall.
VIOLET
(Spitting)
My gum! It’s ruined!
CHARLIE
(To himself)
What is happening?
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
Willy Wonka, eccentric and flamboyant, stands at the top of a chocolate staircase, a mischievous glint in his eye, holding a lazer gun of his own.
WONKA
(Grinning)
Welcome to my factory, children!
CHARLIE
(Confused)
Mr. Wonka, what’s going on?
WONKA
(Chuckling)
Just a little surprise! It seems my chocolate bars have a special ingredient… lazer guns!
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
Chaos continues. The children are running for their lives, chased by lazer beams. Charlie hides behind a giant chocolate bunny, while Mike, wielding his lazer gun, shoots a beam that bounces off a mirror and accidentally hits Augustus.
MIKE
(Laughing)
Oops!
Augustus, eyes wide with fear, runs towards a chocolate river, slipping and falling in.
AUGUSTUS
(Screaming)
Help!
He’s quickly sucked up a giant chocolate tube.
CHARLIE
(Horrified)
Augustus!
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
The remaining four children huddle together, shaken.
VIOLET
(Whimpering)
What are we going to do?
CHARLIE
We need to call the police.
Charlie pulls out a phone.
CHARLIE
(Dialing)
911…
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
The police arrive, sirens blaring. They burst in, armed with lazer guns.
POLICE OFFICER 1
(Shouting)
Put your hands up!
Willy Wonka, facing the police, raises his lazer gun.
WONKA
(Smirking)
Not so fast, officers!
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
A wild lazer battle ensues. The police officers, outmatched, are dodging Wonka’s beams. The children watch in disbelief.
MIKE
(Excited)
This is even better than my YouTube videos!
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
After a brief stand-off, Willy Wonka pulls a lever. A giant chocolate waterfall erupts, engulfing the police officers in thick, gooey chocolate.
WONKA
(Chuckling)
Sorry officers, my factory is a bit messy.
An Oompa Loompa, carrying a bucket of three-course meal chewing gum, walks up to a struggling police officer.
OOMPA LOOMPA
(Smiling)
Would you like some gum, officer?
The officer, unable to resist, pops a piece into his mouth. In seconds, he turns into a giant blueberry.
CHARLIE
(Horrified)
No!
Meanwhile, a swarm of trained squirrels attacks another police officer, throwing him down a garbage chute.
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
Just as the police corner Willy Wonka, he escapes over their heads, disappearing into a giant WonkaVision screen.
WONKA
(Laughing)
See ya later, officers!
INT. WONKA FACTORY – DAY
Charlie, stunned, looks around. He finds himself standing next to a glass elevator.
CHARLIE
(To himself)
This is crazy.
He steps into the elevator.
INT. GLASS ELEVATOR – DAY
Charlie rides up, the elevator reaching for the clouds. Suddenly, a lazer beam shoots through the glass, narrowly missing Charlie.
CHARLIE
(Gasping)
Whoa!
Charlie, fueled by adrenaline, picks up the fallen lazer gun and fires a beam, destroying the laser source. He smiles, awestruck.
CHARLIE
(To himself)
What a day…
FADE OUT.
THE END
