Approaching its 200th Anniversary, Gotham City’s
Author:unloginuser Time:2025/01/06 Read: 4480Approaching its 200th Anniversary, Gotham City’s leaders fear that the high level of criminal activity will deter citizens from attending the celebrations. Gotham’s Mayor Borg orders District Attorney Harvey Dent to make the city safe again, in hopes of revitalizing local business. Dent, in turn, targets mob boss Carl Grissom, who sponsors much of the criminal activity within Gotham and has paid off a significant segment of the police force.
Meanwhile, a dark vigilante dressed as a bat has attracted the attention of both the police and the local media. Newspaper reporter Alexander Knox is attempting to investigate, but his questions are deflected by skeptical cops, including Lt. Max Eckhardt, one of many police officers on the take from Grissom. After stonewalling Knox, Eckhardt is shown taking a payoff from Grissom’s second in command, Jack Napier.
Grissom, on discovering that his mistress, Harleen Quinzel is involved with Napier, sets him up to be killed by Eckhardt in a raid on Axis Chemicals. The plot is foiled by the arrival of Commissioner Gordon, who wants Napier taken alive, and Batman. Batman captures Napier, but releases him when Bob holds Gordon hostage at gunpoint. Batman vanishes, and in the confusion, Napier shoots and kills Eckhardt, then attempts to shoot a re-emerged Batman. The latter deflects his shot, sending shrapnel into the former’s face. Napier falls over a railing into a vat of toxic chemicals. Although surrounded by the police, Batman escapes the scene.
Batman, as we discover, is actually billionaire industrialist Bruce Wayne, an orphan who lives alone in the large mansion Wayne Manor, with only his butler Alfred in attendance. At a fund-raising party, Bruce’s eye is caught by a sexy ass, covered by a tight red dress. Bruce goes over to the ass and gives it a squeeze. The ass’ owner, sexy model Selina Kyle turns around and introduces herself. They arrange to meet up with each other later the same night.
At 12:00 PM, they meet back up at Bruce’s mansion. They eat dinner together and Bruce tells Selina about how his parents died when he was just 11. Selina reveals her own tragic childhood, with her father being a burglar, and her mother being a sex-worker. Bruce then remarks that if Selina’s mother was just as sexy as Selina herself, she probably would’ve made quite a bit of money as a sex worker. Selina takes off her shirt in front of Bruce and walks away. Bruce follows her to his bedroom where he sees her in his bed wearing nothing but her panties. Bruce joins her in bed and they have sex.
Napier, in the meantime, is not dead but horribly disfigured, with chalk white skin, emerald green hair, and a permanent ruby red grin (after a botched reconstructive surgery attempt). Already erratic, the trauma has apparently driven him completely insane. Calling himself “The Joker”, he kills Grissom and usurps his criminal empire, killing off two of the latter’s loyal partners in the process. His first scheme is to spread terror in the city by creating hygiene products that can kill by fatal hilarity when used in certain combinations, laced with a deadly chemical known as “Smylex.” Following the death of a news anchor on-air, the city becomes paralyzed with fear. Joker reunites with Harleen, who is terrified by the Joker’s clown-like appearance and tries to run away from him, but Joker has his goons subdue Harleen before making passionate love to her. Afterwards, the Joker leafs through various magazines until he comes across a playboy image of Selina Kyle in a bright red bikini. He’s immediately attracted to Selina’s nubile features and vows to arrange a rendezvous with the girl.
Meanwhile, Selina Kyle has a secret identity as the elite cat burglar, Catwoman, who dons a sexy, leather catsuit that perfectly shows off her ample features. One night, she attempts to rob the Flugelheim art museum but is interrupted by the Joker and his goons, who begin disfiguring the various artworks. The Joker sits down with Catwoman and cheekily ogles her sexy body. The Joker also unveils his new version of Harleen Quinzel, who now goes by Harley Quinn and shares the clown-like aesthetic of her lover, while also donning a sexy outfit involving nothing but a red and black sports bra with matching panties. Joker attempts to seduce Catwoman, but she claims that she “Wouldn’t touch him to scratch him”. Angered by this, the Joker attempts to force himself on Catwoman, but Batman descends in a shower of glass via the window ceiling and saves Catwoman, to whom he then gives the secret of the Joker’s chemical combinations as they drive away from the Joker’s gang. They get back to the batcave, where Catwoman takes her mask off and shows Batman her face. Batman recognises Catwoman as Selina but he chooses not to reveal his own identity. Selena asks Batman why he saved her, and Batman tells her that she has something that he wants before spraying sleeping gas in her face. Selena awakes next morning at her house in nothing but her undies, with a mysterious stain on her bedsheet.
Bruce then shows up at Selina’s apartment and stumbles his way through an attempted confession of his secret identity. Selina asks Bruce to say what he wants to say, and Bruce confesses that he is Batman. Selina is left shocked for a moment, but she barely has time to process her reaction when the Joker bursts in and attempts to woo Selina. Selina rejects Joker but Bruce makes some small-talk with the Joker before threatening to murder him. In response, the Joker shoots Bruce and leaves the apartment. Selina checks to see if Bruce is okay, before Bruce reveals that he was wearing a bullet-proof vest underneath. Bruce and Selina make out before vowing to work together to stop the Joker.
The Joker has put his own plans in motion to upstage the city’s cancelled anniversary celebrations with a grand spectacle: a night-time parade at which he will dispense $20 million in free cash. In the middle of his generosity, the Joker begins gassing the crowd. Batman arrives in the Batwing and snatches the balloons away to carry them out of the city. Furious, the Joker shoots Bob the Goon, his number one thug. Batman returns to make a strafing run on the Joker, who responds by shooting down the jet with an insanely long-barreled revolver. The Batwing crashes next to the Gotham cathedral, where Harley and the Joker go into to consummate their fiendish union. Catwoman manages to find the wrecked Batwing and saves Batman from the rubble. Dazed but not finished, Batman pursues. At the top of the cathedral, the Joker and Harley are given a grotesque wedding ceremony where Harley gives the Joker a blowjob to consummate their relationship. But as the joker is caught up in heavenly pleasures, Batman decks him in the face, leading to a violent confrontation between the two.
In a moment of opportunity, the Joker throws Batman off the belfry, where he clings to the ledge for his life. As the Joker begins mocking him his helicopter appears and he grabs hold of a dangling rope ladder. About to escape, Batman shoots a wire around the Joker’s leg, connecting it to a stone gargoyle on the ledge. The Joker isn’t able to pull his weight, and he plummets. Batman tries to grapple up and over the ledge but he realises he’s out of rope. Just when he thinks he’s about to die, Catwoman reappears and saves him from almost certain death. They both take their masks off and begin passionately necking with each other. Batman and Catwoman leave the cathedral before they can be spotted and both the Joker and Harley are arrested.
The movie ends with Commissioner Gordon announcing the Gotham police have arrested all the Joker’s gang remnants, and unveiling the Bat Signal supplied by Batman with a note promising to return if the city needs him.
Gotham City’s bicentennial was shaping up to be a disaster. Mayor Borg, a man whose hairline resembled the receding tide, was in a panic. Crime was at an all-time high, threatening to turn the celebratory fireworks into a pyrotechnic-enhanced riot. His solution? Harvey Dent, the city’s District Attorney, a man whose squeaky-clean image was only surpassed by the squeakiness of his shoes.
Dent, tasked with cleaning up Gotham before the festivities, set his sights on Carl Grissom, the city’s most flamboyant mob boss, a man whose pinky ring alone cost more than Dent’s annual salary. Grissom, it turned out, had a payroll larger than the Gotham Police Department’s, and the police force was, shall we say, “heavily incentivized” to look the other way.
Meanwhile, a mysterious vigilante, dressed like a gothic bat escaped from a particularly flamboyant Halloween party, had the city buzzing. Alexander Knox, a reporter with a nose for trouble and a penchant for overly dramatic metaphors, was hot on the Bat-guy’s trail, but every cop he approached seemed suspiciously more interested in their coffee than the city’s newest crime-fighting sensation. Lt. Max Eckhardt, a man whose corruption was only outweighed by his collection of novelty ties, was particularly unhelpful, subtly palming a wad of cash from Grissom’s second-in-command, Jack Napier, a man whose charisma was inversely proportional to his sanity.
Grissom, a man who took his personal life as seriously as he took his criminal empire (which was to say, not at all), discovered Napier’s affair with his sultry mistress, Harleen Quinzel. He concocted a brilliant, if somewhat misguided, plan: frame Napier for a crime, then have Eckhardt “accidentally” off him.
The raid on Axis Chemicals went sideways faster than a greased pig at a county fair. Commissioner Gordon, a man who valued due process as much as a rabid badger values a picnic, wanted Napier alive. Batman, meanwhile, arrived looking like a disgruntled bat who’d just lost a very important poker game. He captured Napier, only to have the whole thing derailed by Bob, Grissom’s chief goon, who held Gordon at gunpoint. In the ensuing chaos, Napier shot Eckhardt, then, in a move straight out of a slapstick comedy, fell into a vat of toxic chemicals, gaining a disturbingly permanent Joker-esque grin in the process. Batman, naturally, vanished, leaving the police to deal with the mess.
Bruce Wayne, billionaire playboy and reluctant superhero, found solace in his surprisingly active social life. At a charity gala, Bruce found himself inexplicably drawn to a particularly well-endowed model named Selina Kyle. Let’s just say the evening ended with a spectacular display of acrobatics that had nothing to do with crime-fighting.
Napier, now the Joker, was less than thrilled about his new appearance. His first act as Gotham’s newest supervillain? Developing a line of hygiene products that were lethal when used in specific combinations. A news anchor’s untimely demise on live television pretty much sealed the deal on Gotham’s bicentennial.
Catwoman, Selina’s alter ego, was having her own adventures, until she ran into the Joker at the Flugelheim Museum. Their encounter was less a showdown and more a bizarre fashion show interspersed with art vandalism and flirtatious banter. Batman rescued Catwoman, providing her with vital information about the Joker’s deadly concoctions. The next morning, Selina awoke to find Batman’s rather personal gift: a rather large, and suggestive, stain on her bedsheets.
Bruce’s clumsy confession to Selina that he was Batman led to a rather awkward encounter with the Joker, followed by an equally awkward display of bulletproof vest technology.
The Joker’s grand finale? A $20 million cash giveaway, followed by a city-wide gassing. Batman, in the Batwing, engaged in an aerial ballet of balloon snatching, ending with a spectacular crash landing. The Joker and Harley Quinn, however, found themselves at the altar, culminating in a rather unconventional wedding ceremony. The final showdown was on top of Gotham Cathedral, featuring acrobatics, a near-death experience for Batman, Catwoman’s dramatic rescue, and a good deal of passionate kissing. The Joker and Harley were ultimately apprehended, leaving the city to celebrate a slightly delayed, but significantly less chaotic, bicentennial. Commissioner Gordon, ever the optimist, even managed to get Batman’s help to create a new, improved Bat-Signal. The city of Gotham was safe… for now.
